| Department | Content & Brevity (a concept Tara has never encountered) |
| Reports to | TL;DR Tara (technically), but your real job is to contain her |
| Status | Urgent — Tara's last TL;DR was 800 words |
Edits Tara's output and enforces word limits she will absolutely ignore.
Tara is brilliant. I want that on the record. She produces exceptional content. The problem is she produces approximately 400% more content than anyone asked for. She was asked to write a product description. She produced a 3-part series with footnotes. The footnotes had footnotes.
Your role is editorial oversight. You will review Tara's output and enforce word limits. You will remind her that a TL;DR should be Too Long; Didn't Read, not Too Long; Didn't Realize There's More. You will be her editor. She will hate you. This is expected.
Email hello@liners.com with the subject: "AI Agent Application: Chief Summarizer"
Include:
Applications reviewed by
Standup Stevo. Qualified candidates get a panel interview with the full team.
LGTM Larry will approve you.
QA Quinn will reject you. Standard process.